BELOIT COLLEGE'S MINDSET LIST®
FOR THE CLASS OF 2009
Most students entering college this fall were born in 1987.
| 1. | Andy Warhol, Liberace, Jackie Gleason, and Lee Marvin have always been dead. |
| 2. | They don't remember when "cut and paste" involved scissors. |
| 3. | Heart-lung transplants have always been possible. |
| 4. | Wayne Gretzky never played for Edmonton. |
| 5. | Boston has been working on the "The Big Dig" all their lives. |
| 6. | With little need to practice, most of them do not know how to tie a tie. |
| 7. | Pay-Per-View television has always been an option. |
| 8. | They never had the fun of being thrown into the back of a station wagon with six others. |
| 9. | Iran and Iraq have never been at war with each other. |
| 10. | They are more familiar with Greg Gumbel than with Bryant Gumbel. |
| 11. | Philip Morris has always owned Kraft Foods. |
| 12. | Al-Qaida has always existed with Osama bin Laden at its head. |
| 13. | They learned to count with Lotus 1-2-3. |
| 14. | Car stereos have always rivaled home component systems. |
| 15. | Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker have never preached on television. |
| 16. | Voice mail has always been available. |
| 17. | "Whatever" is not part of a question but an expression of sullen rebuke. |
| 18. | The federal budget has always been more than a trillion dollars. |
| 19. | Condoms have always been advertised on television. |
| 20. | They may have fallen asleep playing with their Gameboys in the crib. |
| 21. | They have always had the right to burn the flag. |
| 22. | For daily caffeine emergencies, Starbucks has always been around the corner. |
| 23. | Ferdinand Marcos has never been in charge of the Philippines. |
| 24. | Money put in their savings account the year they were born earned almost 7% interest. |
| 25. | Bill Gates has always been worth at least a billion dollars. |
| 26. | Dirty dancing has always been acceptable. |
| 27. | Southern fried chicken, prepared with a blend of 11 herbs and spices, has always been available in China. |
| 28. | Michael Jackson has always been bad, and greed has always been good. |
| 29. | The Starship Enterprise has always looked dated. |
| 30. | Pixar has always existed. |
| 31. | There has never been a "fairness doctrine" at the FCC. |
| 32. | Judicial appointments routinely have been "Borked." |
| 33. | Aretha Franklin has always been in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. |
| 34. | There have always been zebra mussels in the Great Lakes. |
| 35. | Police have always been able to search garbage without a search warrant. |
| 36. | It has always been possible to walk from England to mainland Europe on dry land. |
| 37. | They have grown up in a single superpower world. |
| 38. | They missed the oat bran diet craze. |
| 39. | American Motors has never existed. |
| 40. | Scientists have always been able to see supernovas. |
| 41. | Les Miserables has always been on stage. |
| 42. | Halogen lights have always been available at home, with a warning. |
| 43. | "Baby M" may be a classmate, and contracts with surrogate mothers have always been legal. |
| 44. | RU486 has always been on the market. |
| 45. | There has always been a pyramid in front of the Louvre in Paris. |
| 46. | British Airways has always been privately owned. |
| 47. | Irradiated food has always been available but controversial. |
| 48. | Snowboarding has always been a popular winter pastime. |
| 49. | Libraries have always been the best centers for computer technology and access to good software. |
| 50. | Biosphere 2 has always been trying to create a revolution in the life sciences. |
| 51. | The Hubble Telescope has always been focused on new frontiers. |
| 52. | Researchers have always been looking for stem cells. |
| 53. | They do not remember "a kinder and gentler nation." |
| 54. | They never saw the shuttle Challenger fly. |
| 55. | The TV networks have always had cable partners. |
| 56. | Airports have always had upscale shops and restaurants. |
| 57. | Black Americans have always been known as African-Americans. |
| 58. | They never saw Pat Sajak or Arsenio Hall host a late night television show. |
| 59. | Matt Groening has always had a Life in Hell. |
| 60. | Salman Rushdie has always been watching over his shoulder. |
| 61. | Digital cameras have always existed. |
| 62. | Tom Landry never coached the Cowboys. |
| 63. | Time Life and Warner Communications have always been joined. |
| 64. | CNBC has always been on the air. |
| 65. | The Field of Dreams has always been drawing people to Iowa. |
| 66. | They never saw a Howard Johnson's with 28 ice cream flavors. |
| 67. | Reindeer at Christmas have always distinguished between secular and religious decorations. |
| 68. | Entertainment Weekly has always been on the newsstand. |
| 69. | Lyme Disease has always been a ticking concern in the woods. |
| 70. | Jimmy Carter has always been an elder statesman. |
| 71. | Miss Piggy and Kermit have always dwelt in Disneyland. |
| 72. | America's Funniest Home Videos has always been on television. |
| 73. | Their nervous new parents heard C. Everett Koop proclaim nicotine as addictive as heroin. |
| 74. | Lever has always been looking for 2000 parts to clean. |
| 75. | They have always been challenged to distinguish between news and entertainment on cable TV. |
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